Letra 'Joining the cult' de 'Adam Sandler featuring Allen Covert' traducida al español

[sounds of basketball being shot around]
[sandler:] andquot;hey man, iand'm joining a religious cult.andquot;
[allen:] andquot;now, thatand's ridiculous.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;well, iand'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too.andquot;
[allen:] andquot;what are you talking about?andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;hey, donand't fuck me on this, man, just sign up.andquot;
[allen:] andquot;no, iand'm not going to join a cult!andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;i canand't believe youand're pulling this shit on me after monday night --andquot;
[allen:] andquot;what?
[sandler:] andquot;-- i wanted to watch monday night football
and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show --
i did that for you!andquot;
[allen:] andquot;yeah, well, you kept flippinand' back to the game.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;i wanted to see the fuckinand' score!
whadda you gotta do thatand's so fucking importnat you canand't join the religious cult with me?andquot;
[allen:] andquot;well, i was gonna go sunbathing.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;oh, boy, no no, i donand't think you should do that.
because this guy, russell -- heand's the leader-guy of the cult --andquot;
[allen:] andquot;-- yeah --andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches
about the sun being bad, like the beast canand't come out
because the sunand's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --
you show up all sunburned and that guyand's gonna get pissed at you and me!andquot;
[allen:] andquot;well, iand'm not in the cult, so i donand't have to worry about pissing the leader guy off!andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;look, iand'm -- starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guyand's been saying --
some of it makes a lot of sense!
[allen:] andquot;well, good, but i donand't want to join the cult.
we can still hang out; i just wonand't be in it with you.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;the point is, iand'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because iand'm gonna be fuckinand' busy with this fuckinand' cult!andquot;
[allen:] andquot;so iand'll visit on weekends -- weand'll work it out.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;no, the weekends are like the busiest time --
thatand's when we go to flea malls and fuckinand' malls and talk people into joining, man!andquot;
[allen:] andquot;can i join for just a little while?
i told my dad iand'd go visit him in florida in three weeks.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;well, just, weand'll ask then, but we gotta join now.andquot;
[allen:] andquot;whatand's the hurry?andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;thereand's a girl i wanna meet there, what the fuckand's your problem?andquot;
[allen:] andquot;well, i mean i donand't really have to believe in this stuff, do i?andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;no, no, just fuckinand' tell everybody you believe in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go,
andquot;yeah, fuck the sun, i fuckinand' hate it too, long live the fuckinand' beast.andquot;
[allen:] andquot;i donand't know, man. this is crazy.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;look, theyand're gonna give you clothers, a free haircut, youand're gonna get food --andquot;
[allen:] andquot;-- itand's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;itand's gonna be a haircut, all right?
you said you need a haircut, theyand're gonna fuckinand' cut your hair.
youand're going in, saving twelve bucks, just fuckinand' do it!andquot;
[allen:] andquot;do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;yeah, sure, and if she doesnand't, sheand'll go out and recruit one for you!andquot;
[allen:] andquot;well, all right. but, hey, if i donand't like it, iand'm going to escape, man.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;ok, thatand's up to you.andquot;

[three weeks later!]

[chanting repeatedly] andquot;the night time is the right time!
the night time is the right time!andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;hey buddy, are you glad you did this?andquot;
[allen:] andquot;oh, this is the best thing i ever did. thank you.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;youand're not mad at them making you, uh, kill your father, are you?andquot;
[allen:] andquot;you know, itand's like they said. it was the only way to save him.andquot;
[sandler:] andquot;youand're a good guy.andquot;
[allen:] andquot;youand're a better one.andquot;
[chanting resumes]

[Sonidos de baloncesto de recibir un disparo en todo]
[Sandler:] andquot, hey hombre, iand'm unirse a un cult.andquot religiosa;
[Allen] andquot, ahora, thatand de ridiculous.andquot;
[Sandler:] andquot; así, iand'm que unirse, así que tienes que firmar too.andquot;
[Allen]? Andquot, ¿qué está usted hablando andquot;
[Sandler:] andquot, hey, donand't follar conmigo en esto, el hombre, sólo tiene que registrarse up.andquot;
[Allen] andquot, no, no iand'm va a unirse a un culto andquot;!
[Sandler:] andquot; i canand't creen youand're tirando de esta mierda de mí después de la noche Lunes - andquot;
[Allen] andquot, ¿qué?
[Sandler:] andquot; - quería ver Monday Night Football
y que quería ver ese programa y otros que vieron su show -
Lo hice por ti andquot!;
[Allen] andquot, sí, bueno, usted retenido flippinand a la game.andquot;
[Sandler:] andquot, quería ver la puntuación fuckinand!
whadda que tienes que hacer importnat tan jodidamente thatand te canand't unirse a la secta religiosa conmigo andquot?;
[Allen] andquot, pues bien, yo iba a ir sunbathing.andquot;
[Sandler:] andquot, ¡oh, muchacho, no, no, i donand't creo que deberías hacer eso.
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